I like your pockets
You’re so obsessed with someone’s back pockets you think they’re hiding gold bars in there. You keep staring at their butt like it’s the last piece of pizza.
I saw your pockets and now I’m stuck in a loop of jealousy.
He walked by and I felt like I was being judged by my pants.
I’m not looking at her back pockets. I’m just checking if she’s got a snack.