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You’re so obsessed with someone’s back pockets you think they’re hiding gold bars in there. You keep staring at their butt like it’s the last piece of pizza.
I saw your pockets and now I’m stuck in a loop of jealousy.
He walked by and I felt like I was being judged by my pants.
I’m not looking at her back pockets. I’m just checking if she’s got a snack.