I like your pockets

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You’re so obsessed with someone’s back pockets you think they’re hiding gold bars in there. You keep staring at their butt like it’s the last piece of pizza.
I saw your pockets and now I’m stuck in a loop of jealousy.
He walked by and I felt like I was being judged by my pants.
I’m not looking at her back pockets. I’m just checking if she’s got a snack.
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You’re so into someone’s back pockets you think they’re smuggling drugs. You can’t stop looking at their butt like it’s a crime scene.
She had the smoothest pockets. I felt like I was in a crime drama.
He walked past me and I had to look up the word 'suspicious' on my phone.
I’m not checking her pockets. I’m just checking if she’s got a tattoo.
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You think someone’s back pockets are so good they should be on a billboard. You stare at their butt like it’s the last free donut in the world.
Her pockets looked like they were made of money. I was jealous of her pants.
He had the most perfect pockets. I was literally jealous of his butt.
I saw his pockets and now I’m wondering if he’s got a hidden talent.
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