I like swords
A weird way of saying you like a guy’s junk more than a girl’s junk. It’s like saying you prefer a hot dog to a taco.
My cousin told me he likes swords because he has a crush on the guy in the class.
At the mall, I said 'I like swords' to my friend and he called me a weirdo.
My dad said 'I like swords' and my mom said 'Welcome to Cornelia' in a weird voice.