I like swords

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A stupid thing nerds say when they’re stuck in a stupid comic and don’t know what else to say. It’s like saying you’d rather eat a cockroach than a piece of pizza.
My friend said 'I like swords' during lunch and got a 'Welcome to Cornelia' from the lunch lady.
In the middle of a game, my brother just said 'I like swords' and no one said anything.
At the school dance, I said 'I like swords' and got a weird look from the DJ.
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A weird way of saying you like a guy’s junk more than a girl’s junk. It’s like saying you prefer a hot dog to a taco.
My cousin told me he likes swords because he has a crush on the guy in the class.
At the mall, I said 'I like swords' to my friend and he called me a weirdo.
My dad said 'I like swords' and my mom said 'Welcome to Cornelia' in a weird voice.
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