i like candy corns - what you say when you’re so wasted you think candy corns are

what you say when you’re so wasted you think candy corns are the same thing as actual candy and not just a lie.

I like candy corns, and I’m pretty sure I just ate a whole bag of lies.

I like candy corns, and I just questioned my entire existence.

I like candy corns, and I think I’m going to die from this.