i like candy corns

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 2d ago · 6 definitions

something you yell when you’re so wasted you think candy corns are actual candy and not just glorified pieces of trash.

I like candy corns, bro, I just ate three and I don’t remember doing it.

I like candy corns, and I swear I just turned into one.

I like candy corns, and I think I just licked the inside of a trash can.

a stupid phrase you say when your brain is so fried it thinks candy corns are the key to world peace.

I like candy corns, and I think they’re the reason I’m not dead yet.

I like candy corns, and I just tried to negotiate with one.

I like candy corns, and I now believe they’re haunted.

a phrase you say when you’re so drunk you think you’re in a candy corn commercial and you’re the main star.

I like candy corns, and I’m the main star of this commercial, bro.

I like candy corns, and I just signed a contract with them.

I like candy corns, and I think I’m going to be rich.

what you say when you’re so wasted you think candy corns are the same thing as actual candy and not just a lie.

I like candy corns, and I’m pretty sure I just ate a whole bag of lies.

I like candy corns, and I just questioned my entire existence.

I like candy corns, and I think I’m going to die from this.

a phrase you say when you’re so drunk you think candy corns are the best thing ever and you’re going to become a god.

I like candy corns, and I’m going to be a god next week.

I like candy corns, and I just defeated the devil with one.

I like candy corns, and I think I just ate the devil.

something you say when you’re so wasted you think candy corns are real candy and not just a cruel joke.

I like candy corns, and I just fell into a bag of them.

I like candy corns, and I just got paid in candy corns.

I like candy corns, and I think I just got hired by the candy corn company.