I know you're asleep but - When a guy sends a woman a message at 3am because he’s too l

When a guy sends a woman a message at 3am because he’s too lazy to text anyone else and he knows she’ll just let him be sad

I know you're asleep but I just broke up with my girlfriend

I know you're asleep but I just ate a whole pizza by myself and I feel bad

I know you're asleep but I just got a D on my math test and I’m crying