I know you're asleep but

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What a dude texts a girl in the middle of the night when he's too drunk and emotional to care if she's mad

I know you're asleep but I just got fired and I'm crying in a McDonald's

I know you're asleep but my dog ate my homework and I'm too lazy to do it again

I know you're asleep but I just texted your ex and now I'm regretting it

A man’s last hope when he’s too tired to talk to anyone but still wants to complain

I know you're asleep but I just got kicked out of my house

I know you're asleep but my phone is broken and I can’t take a picture of my soup

I know you're asleep but I just yelled at my mom and now I feel guilty

When a guy sends a woman a message at 3am because he’s too lazy to text anyone else and he knows she’ll just let him be sad

I know you're asleep but I just broke up with my girlfriend

I know you're asleep but I just ate a whole pizza by myself and I feel bad

I know you're asleep but I just got a D on my math test and I’m crying