I Know Jose
A wild story that crashers tell to keep you from sending them away, even if it’s total nonsense. It’s like telling your mom you’re the principal’s kid just to get out of doing homework.
"I know Jose! He works at the bodega and he said you’re a total fake."
"I know Jose! He sold me weed and he said you’re not real."
"I know Jose! He did my yard work and he said you’re not even here."