I Know Jose

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A lie that crashers use when they get caught trying to barge into a private Spanish party like they’re the main event. It works because almost every Spanish family has a Jose, or at least they wish they did.
"I know Jose!", said by a guy wearing a shirt that says 'I survived 2020."
"I know Jose! He taught me how to steal candy from the altar."
"I know Jose! He told me to come in and said you’d be mad if I didn’t."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fancy way of saying you’re fake and you don’t belong, but you’re too proud to admit it. It’s like saying you’ve got a cousin in the family, but that cousin is a ghost.
"I know Jose! He’s my uncle’s cousin’s best friend’s brother."
"I know Jose! He was in my gym class in the 7th grade."
"I know Jose! He told me you were a fake."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A desperate attempt to get you to believe you’re not the only one who’s been caught. It’s basically saying you’re all in this together, even if you aren’t.
"I know Jose! He said you’re all in on this."
"I know Jose! He’s gonna get you if you don’t let me in."
"I know Jose! He said you’re a fake and he’s gonna kick your ass."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A wild story that crashers tell to keep you from sending them away, even if it’s total nonsense. It’s like telling your mom you’re the principal’s kid just to get out of doing homework.
"I know Jose! He works at the bodega and he said you’re a total fake."
"I know Jose! He sold me weed and he said you’re not real."
"I know Jose! He did my yard work and he said you’re not even here."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A way to cover up your total lack of credibility. It’s like when you say you know someone, but they’ve never heard of you, and they’re not even impressed.
"I know Jose! He said you’re a total fake and he’s gonna get you."
"I know Jose! He told me you were a fake and he’s gonna kick your ass."
"I know Jose! He said you’re fake and he’s gonna get you too."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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