I know I am but what are you?
A funny way to make someone talk about themselves like they're a fool.
'I know I am but what are you?' I said. He said he was 'a philosopher' and then asked me if I had a sandwich.
'I know I am but what are you?' I asked. She said she was 'a queen' and then said she needed a crown.
'I know I am but what are you?' I said. He said he was 'a hero' and then ran away from a spider.
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