I know I am but what are you?

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A smartass way to make someone talk about themselves like they're an idiot.

'I know I am but what are you?' I said. He went on a 5-minute rant about his ex's cat.

'I know I am but what are you?' I asked. She said she was 'a god among mortals' and then cried.

'I know I am but what are you?' I said. He said he was 'a pizza' and then asked for seconds.

A cocky way to shut someone up and make them sound like a moron.

'I know I am but what are you?' I said. He said he was 'a rockstar' and then asked me to pay him royalties.

'I know I am but what are you?' I asked. He said he was 'a legend' and then said he was going to retire.

'I know I am but what are you?' I said. He said he was 'a superhero' and then fell over.

A mean way to show someone they're not as cool as they think they are.

'I know I am but what are you?' I asked. He said he was 'a king' and then got kicked out of the room.

'I know I am but what are you?' I said. She said she was 'a goddess' and then tripped on her own feet.

'I know I am but what are you?' I asked. He said he was 'a god' and then ran out screaming.

A sneaky way to make someone think they're the smart one, only to laugh at them later.

'I know I am but what are you?' I asked. He said he was 'a genius' and then forgot how to tie his shoes.

'I know I am but what are you?' I said. She said she was 'a scholar' and then asked me to explain algebra.

'I know I am but what are you?' I asked. He said he was 'a wizard' and then spilled his coffee.

A funny way to make someone talk about themselves like they're a fool.

'I know I am but what are you?' I said. He said he was 'a philosopher' and then asked me if I had a sandwich.

'I know I am but what are you?' I asked. She said she was 'a queen' and then said she needed a crown.

'I know I am but what are you?' I said. He said he was 'a hero' and then ran away from a spider.

A brutal way to make someone sound like they’re not even worth your time.

'I know I am but what are you?' I asked. He said he was 'a man' and then sat down and cried.

'I know I am but what are you?' I said. She said she was 'a woman' and then said she needed a nap.

'I know I am but what are you?' I asked. He said he was 'a man' and then said he was a woman.