I KILL SEAGULL - A total mess of a phrase that came from someone arguing with

A total mess of a phrase that came from someone arguing with their friend about a singer who sounded like a seagull that just got hit by a car.

I KILL SEAGULL because my brother said I was a seagull that just fell out of a tree.

I KILL SEAGULL after my dog barked at me like a seagull that had a bad day.

I KILL SEAGULL because my teacher said I was a seagull that had no idea what a song was.