I KILL SEAGULL

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A fancy way of saying you’re a total waste of oxygen and you’re mad at seagulls for being louder than you are.

I KILL SEAGULL because my voice is worse than a seagull with a sore throat.

I KILL SEAGULL after my dog ate my homework and my teacher called me a ‘disaster’.

I KILL SEAGULL because my mom said I was lazier than a snail on vacation.

A stupid phrase that started on the internet because someone got mad at a seagull and then everyone copied them.

I KILL SEAGULL because my ex said I was as annoying as a seagull in a toaster.

I KILL SEAGULL after my math test was worse than a seagull’s singing lesson.

I KILL SEAGULL because my dad yelled at me like a seagull with a megaphone.

A total mess of a phrase that came from someone arguing with their friend about a singer who sounded like a seagull that just got hit by a car.

I KILL SEAGULL because my brother said I was a seagull that just fell out of a tree.

I KILL SEAGULL after my dog barked at me like a seagull that had a bad day.

I KILL SEAGULL because my teacher said I was a seagull that had no idea what a song was.