I KILL SEAGULL - A stupid phrase that started on the internet because someone

A stupid phrase that started on the internet because someone got mad at a seagull and then everyone copied them.

I KILL SEAGULL because my ex said I was as annoying as a seagull in a toaster.

I KILL SEAGULL after my math test was worse than a seagull’s singing lesson.

I KILL SEAGULL because my dad yelled at me like a seagull with a megaphone.