I just Wanna Dance and Wave My Hammer - When you're too lazy to fix the problem, so you just dance a

When you're too lazy to fix the problem, so you just dance and wave your hammer like you're the king of the dumbest party ever.

My car broke down, so I grabbed my keys and started dancing in the middle of the highway.

My friend insulted me, so I took my shoe and danced in the park.

My phone died, so I grabbed my charger and did the robot in my living room.