I just Wanna Dance and Wave My Hammer

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When life is giving you a slap and you just want to shake it off by dancing like a fool with whatever you have in your hand, even if it’s a hammer or a spoon.
At work, the boss yells at me, and I grab my coffee cup and start dancing in the break room.
My mom is screaming at me, so I take my broom and start twerking in the hallway.
During a bad date, I pull out my phone and dance like nobody’s watching.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When everything is a mess and you just want to shake it off by dancing and waving your hammer like it’s the last thing you need to survive.
My kid spilled cereal on the floor, so I grabbed my mop and started dancing like a madman.
My dog ate my homework, so I took my pencil and did the cha-cha in the kitchen.
At the grocery store, I grabbed a cart and started dancing in the cereal aisle.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you're too lazy to fix the problem, so you just dance and wave your hammer like you're the king of the dumbest party ever.
My car broke down, so I grabbed my keys and started dancing in the middle of the highway.
My friend insulted me, so I took my shoe and danced in the park.
My phone died, so I grabbed my charger and did the robot in my living room.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you don’t care about the mess, the noise, or the chaos, you just want to shake it all off by dancing and waving your hammer like it’s the best thing ever.
At a family reunion, I grabbed my uncle’s plate and started dancing in the kitchen.
During a meeting, I took my pen and danced like nobody was watching.
At the gym, I grabbed my dumbbell and did the twist in the middle of the treadmill.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you’re tired of fighting and just want to let it all out by dancing and waving your hammer like you’re the most ridiculous person alive.
After a long day at work, I grabbed my keys and danced in the parking lot.
During a fight with my sister, I took her hairbrush and started dancing in the hallway.
At a concert, I grabbed my friend’s scarf and danced like a lunatic in front of the stage.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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