I just spilled tea all over my crumpets - You got so hot and bothered from seeing barely dressed ladie

You got so hot and bothered from seeing barely dressed ladies that you peed your pants and your crumpets at the same time!

I tried to be a man. Now I’m a crumpet with a side of shame.

I saw a woman in a swimsuit. Now my crumpets are soaked and I’m soaked.

I got so turned on, my crumpets got a free drink.