I just spilled tea all over my crumpets

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When you get so worked up from watching half-naked women that you leak all over your crumpets like a broken faucet!
My crumpets are now a crime scene. I blame the 80s workout video.
I tried to be cool. Now my crumpets are ruined. My dignity is gone.
I watched a lady in a bikini. Now I look like I got hit by a tea truck.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You got so hot and bothered from seeing barely dressed ladies that you peed your pants and your crumpets at the same time!
I tried to be a man. Now I’m a crumpet with a side of shame.
I saw a woman in a swimsuit. Now my crumpets are soaked and I’m soaked.
I got so turned on, my crumpets got a free drink.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You got so distracted by some nearly naked ladies that you leaked all over your crumpets like a sad, soggy breakfast.
I watched a woman in a bikini. Now my crumpets are ruined and I’m crying.
I got so distracted by the lady in the video, I forgot I had crumpets.
I was trying to be cool. Now my crumpets are a mess and I’m a mess.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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