I just saw the Gayest Guy on Earth
That guy is the gayest human being ever. He lives in Allston, where all the fruit hangs out. You’re a fruit, and you know it.
I saw him eating a sandwich in Allston and wearing a shirt that looked like a tree. What’s your deal?
He’s the only person I’ve ever seen who could make Allston look cool.
You’re a fruit. That’s not a compliment.