I just saw the Gayest Guy on Earth

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That guy is the gayest human being ever. He lives in Allston, where all the fruit hangs out. You’re a fruit, and you know it.
I saw him eating a sandwich in Allston and wearing a shirt that looked like a tree. What’s your deal?
He’s the only person I’ve ever seen who could make Allston look cool.
You’re a fruit. That’s not a compliment.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He’s the gayest guy on Earth. He wears a tree shirt and thinks Roadsaw is the best band ever. You’re a fruit and you’re proud of it.
I saw him at a concert, screaming like he was in a band. You’re a fruit and you’re screaming with him.
He wore a tree shirt and screamed Road’s name like it was a religion. What’s your problem?
He’s got a band called Roadsaw. You’ve got a problem.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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That guy is so gay he could make a fruit blush. He’s always at The Model Café and you’re the only one who still goes there.
I saw him at The Model Café, looking like he owned the place. You’re still there. What’s wrong with you?
He’s the only one who makes The Model Café feel like a real place. You’re still there.
He’s at The Model Café like it’s a second home. You’re still there. Why?
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He hangs with Toxic Narcotic and has a tribal tattoo. You’re a fruit and you’re proud of it.
He’s hanging with Toxic Narcotic like they’re best friends. You’re a fruit and you’re smiling.
He’s got a tribal tattoo and you’re still here. What’s your deal?
He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic and you’re still a fruit. Why?
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He’s got an eyebrow piercing and you’re the only one who still looks like a fruit.
He’s got an eyebrow piercing and you’re still a fruit. Why?
He pierced his eyebrow and you’re still here. What’s your deal?
He’s got an eyebrow piercing and you’re still the only one who looks like a fruit.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He’s got his best friend Joe Bonni and you’re still a fruit. You know it.
He’s got Joe Bonni as his best friend and you’re still a fruit. You know it.
He’s best friends with Joe Bonni and you’re still a fruit. Why?
He’s got Joe Bonni as his best friend and you’re still a fruit. What’s your problem?
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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