I just brushed my teeth
When a man is getting ready to give his girlfriend a tongue massage and he wants to make sure his breath doesn't smell like old pizza and regret.
Just brushed my teeth so I can blow you in the face without feeling like a garbage can.
Had pizza for lunch. Now I'm brushing my teeth like I'm trying to win a bet.
Brushed my teeth so hard I think I got a toothache. Worth it.