I just brushed my teeth

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When a man is getting ready to give his girlfriend a tongue massage and he wants to make sure his breath doesn't smell like old pizza and regret.

Just brushed my teeth so I can blow you in the face without feeling like a garbage can.

Had pizza for lunch. Now I'm brushing my teeth like I'm trying to win a bet.

Brushed my teeth so hard I think I got a toothache. Worth it.

When a man is trying to look cool in front of his girlfriend and he's too lazy to floss but still wants to look like he's got his life together.

Brushed my teeth because I saw her and I didn't want her to think I'm a loser.

Brushed my teeth like it was a test and I had to pass.

Brushed my teeth so fast I almost choked on the toothpaste.

When a man is doing what he thinks is a romantic gesture but it's just him being selfish and wanting to keep his mouth clean for his own benefit.

Brushed my teeth because I want to kiss her and not taste my own breakfast.

Brushed my teeth like it was a big deal. It wasn't. It was just me being lazy.

Brushed my teeth so I could look good. She didn't even notice.