I just brushed my teeth
When a man is doing what he thinks is a romantic gesture but it's just him being selfish and wanting to keep his mouth clean for his own benefit.
Brushed my teeth because I want to kiss her and not taste my own breakfast.
Brushed my teeth like it was a big deal. It wasn't. It was just me being lazy.
Brushed my teeth so I could look good. She didn't even notice.