I Judge
You see someone do something dumb and you just can’t help but say ‘I judge’ like it’s the most important thing in the world.
My neighbor tried to fix his car with a hammer and I just said ‘I judge’ like it was the end of the world.
My friend tried to sing in the shower and I just said ‘I judge’ like I was a judge on a show.
My brother tried to ride a bike without training wheels and I said ‘I judge’ like it was my job.