i isnt comin from da south with dat - I’m not making this up, I’m just telling it like it is, no e

I’m not making this up, I’m just telling it like it is, no extra fluff.

I didn’t say it, I yelled it so loud my brother came out of his room.

That cake was dry and I didn’t even get a candle.

I didn’t lie, I just told it like it was.