i isnt comin from da south with dat

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I'm not bullshitting you; I'm speaking the truth straight from my dirt-covered mouth.

Yo, I ain't lyin', I saw that shrimp fight with my own eyes.

I swear on my grandma’s grave, that kid ran faster than a chicken on a hot plate.

I’m not making this up, I bit a piece of my sandwich and it was still delicious.

I'm not making this up, I'm telling it like it is, no sugarcoating.

I didn’t say it, I screamed it from the top of the bus.

That kid ate my lunch and I didn’t even get a thank you.

I’m not adding drama, I’m just telling it like it is.

I’m not lying, I’m just telling the real story, no fake parts.

I didn’t say it, I yelled it so loud the dog ran out of the house.

That pizza was soggy and I didn’t even get a napkin.

I didn’t exaggerate, I just told the truth.

I'm not bullshitting you, I'm just speaking the absolute truth.

I didn’t say it, I screamed it to the whole neighborhood.

That soda was flat and I didn’t even get a straw.

I didn’t lie, I just told the facts.

I’m not lying, I’m telling the real deal, no messing around.

I didn’t say it, I shouted it from the roof of my house.

That dog ate my homework and I didn’t even get a snack.

I didn’t fake it, I just told the truth.

I’m not making this up, I’m just telling it like it is, no extra fluff.

I didn’t say it, I yelled it so loud my brother came out of his room.

That cake was dry and I didn’t even get a candle.

I didn’t lie, I just told it like it was.