I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
I gave 43 men babies and I'm telling you…please don't let this get out or I'll curse you.🩷
I just had a baby with my boss. He said he was going to fire me.
My coworker asked me if I was a single dad. I told her I was a serial baby dad.
I told my kid’s teacher I was a single mom. She asked if I was a single dad.