I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

My boss just found out I had a kid with him. I'm gonna need you to pretend you didn't see me sprint out of the office.

I told my mom I was going to be a nurse. She doesn't know I'm actually a serial baby dad.

I'm getting a new job next week. If I get fired, it's because of this.

I just had a baby with my boss’s brother. I think he’s gonna kill me.

My coworkers think I have a pet raccoon. They're wrong. I have a pet baby dad.

I told my kid’s teacher I was a single mom. She asked if I was a single dad too.

I just got a baby with my boss. He’s gonna fire me if he finds out.

My ex asked me to come back. I told her I had 43 kids. She left.

I told my kid’s teacher I was a single mom. She said I was a superhuman.

My boss just found out I had a kid with him. I’m telling you first. Don’t tell him.

I told my coworker I was a nurse. He said I was a serial baby dad.

I’m gonna get fired if this gets out. Please don’t tell my boss.

I told my coworker I was a single mom. She asked if I was a single dad too.

My boss just got a baby with me. I don’t want to get fired.

I told my kid’s teacher I was a single mom. She said I was a superhuman.

I just had a baby with my boss. He said he was going to fire me.

My coworker asked me if I was a single dad. I told her I was a serial baby dad.

I told my kid’s teacher I was a single mom. She asked if I was a single dad.