i hope to spit - You’re hoping the person or thing will just stop being a mes

You’re hoping the person or thing will just stop being a mess before you have to deal with them.

I hope to spit when my brother threw his lunch all over the bus.

I hope to spit when my friend showed up to class with a hair color that looked like a disaster.

I hope to spit when my dog ate my homework and then pooped on my desk.