i hope to spit

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You wish the person or thing would just shut up and not make you want to throw your lunch at them.

I hope to spit when my cousin decided to feed my dog a whole pizza.

I hope to spit when my neighbor started a fire in his yard again.

I hope to spit when my teacher gave me a pop quiz on a day I had no idea what was happening.

You’re hoping the person or thing will just stop being a pain in the ass before you lose your cool.

I hope to spit when my brother tried to take my video game and broke it.

I hope to spit when my mom yelled at me for eating cake for breakfast.

I hope to spit when my dog peed on my brand new shoes.

You’re just praying the person or thing will stay quiet so you don’t have to hear them scream about their problems.

I hope to spit when my friend cried about her crush for the whole bus ride.

I hope to spit when my dad started telling the same joke over and over.

I hope to spit when my little sister kept singing in the shower at 2 a. m.

You’re hoping the person or thing will just go away before you have to say something really bad.

I hope to spit when my uncle showed up with his whole family at my birthday.

I hope to spit when my friend kept talking about their pet goldfish for hours.

I hope to spit when my teacher assigned homework on a Saturday.

You’re hoping the person or thing will just stop being a mess before you have to deal with them.

I hope to spit when my brother threw his lunch all over the bus.

I hope to spit when my friend showed up to class with a hair color that looked like a disaster.

I hope to spit when my dog ate my homework and then pooped on my desk.