I Heart Baloney Phony - A gay man who drinks so much he thinks all women want him, e

A gay man who drinks so much he thinks all women want him, even though they just want him to stop talking.

'I told her my life story. She cried. She was moved.'

'She said she wanted to be my girlfriend. I don’t know why. I was screaming.'

'I think I’m the best man ever. She said I was charming. She was high.'