I Heart Baloney Phony
A gay man who drinks until he’s so wasted he believes every woman he sees is in love with him, even if they’re just trying to get out of the bar.
'She asked me to dance. I said yes. She asked me to marry her. I said yes.'
'She offered me a drink. I offered her my heart.'
'I told her I was a rockstar. She said I was cute. I was drunk.'