I have no pants on - A sentence so powerful it can make a friend hang up the phon

A sentence so powerful it can make a friend hang up the phone and never talk to you again, just to save their sanity.

'I have no pants on' sent to a friend who just asked you to explain your weird habits.

'I have no pants on' sent right after you said you’re not joining the Zoom call.'

'I have no pants on' sent to a friend who just asked you to help them with math.'