I have no pants on

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A curse so strong it can shut down a friend's texting forever and make them question their life choices.
'I have no pants on' sent at 2 a. m. during a group chat about pizza toppings.
'I have no pants on' typed right after someone asked for a selfie.'
'I have no pants on' sent to a friend who just confessed they hate your dog.'
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A phrase so bold it can make a friend stop texting you forever, like they’re scared of your bare legs.
'I have no pants on' sent to a friend who just asked you to be their partner in crime.
'I have no pants on' sent right after you said you're not coming to the party.'
'I have no pants on' sent to a friend who just asked you to explain your life.'
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A sentence so powerful it can make a friend hang up the phone and never talk to you again, just to save their sanity.
'I have no pants on' sent to a friend who just asked you to explain your weird habits.
'I have no pants on' sent right after you said you’re not joining the Zoom call.'
'I have no pants on' sent to a friend who just asked you to help them with math.'
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