I have more than enough to eat at home - A fake promise you make when you know you're going to eat th

A fake promise you make when you know you're going to eat the muffin right then and there

Friend: 'You said you'd bring muffins tomorrow!' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (and I'm eating it now)

Mom: 'You said you'd save some for me!' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (and I'm eating it for breakfast)

Sister: 'You promised you'd stop eating muffins!' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (and I'm eating it for lunch)