I have more than enough to eat at home

Current Trending

3 views · Added 12d ago · 3 definitions

A loud lie you yell when you're already halfway through the third muffin and still hungry

Mom: 'Why are you eating that muffin?' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (while hiding the muffin behind my back)

Brother: 'You stole my muffin!' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (and I'm not even done with mine yet)

Teacher: 'Why are you distracted in math class?' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (and I'm eating it during math)

The most absurd excuse you can think of when you're clearly full and still eating

Friend: 'Why are you eating that muffin at the park?' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (but I already ate my whole lunch)

Sister: 'Why are you eating that muffin at 10 PM?' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (and I'm still not done)

Mom: 'Why are you eating that muffin again?' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (but I'm still eating it)

A fake promise you make when you know you're going to eat the muffin right then and there

Friend: 'You said you'd bring muffins tomorrow!' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (and I'm eating it now)

Mom: 'You said you'd save some for me!' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (and I'm eating it for breakfast)

Sister: 'You promised you'd stop eating muffins!' Me: 'I have more than enough to eat at home!' (and I'm eating it for lunch)