I have man boobs - You got flabby meat hanging off your chest and you try to dr

You got flabby meat hanging off your chest and you try to drink milk like it’s a secret mission

I tried to sneak milk from my dad and my man boobs gave me away like a traitor

My man boobs looked like they were trying to escape my shirt during lunch

I tried to drink milk quietly but my man boobs made a loud splash like a waterfall