I have man boobs

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When you run they bounce like a fat kid on a trampoline and you sip milk like it's a fancy drink

I ran to the store and my man boobs made a loud noise like a cow in a blender

My man boobs were so jiggly I could drink milk through them like a straw

I sprinted past my mom and my man boobs made a sound like a bag of beans in a washing machine

You got flabby meat hanging off your chest and you try to drink milk like it’s a secret mission

I tried to sneak milk from my dad and my man boobs gave me away like a traitor

My man boobs looked like they were trying to escape my shirt during lunch

I tried to drink milk quietly but my man boobs made a loud splash like a waterfall

You got soft meat on your chest and you try to drink milk like it’s the last drop on Earth

I was so thirsty I drank milk out of my man boobs like they were a bottle

My man boobs got so big I had to drink milk from both sides like a two-liter soda

I was so desperate I drank milk from my man boobs like I was surviving a zombie attack