I have man boobs - When you run they bounce like a fat kid on a trampoline and

When you run they bounce like a fat kid on a trampoline and you sip milk like it's a fancy drink

I ran to the store and my man boobs made a loud noise like a cow in a blender

My man boobs were so jiggly I could drink milk through them like a straw

I sprinted past my mom and my man boobs made a sound like a bag of beans in a washing machine