I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
A fancy way of saying you're a dumbass who keeps making dumb choices.
I just got fired again. I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement.
My mom called me and said I smell like a garbage can. I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement.
I tried to date a guy who had a pet goat. I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement.