I Have Black Friends
When a white person thinks they're cool because they know someone who can get them out of trouble. It's like having a cheat code in a game you're barely passing.
"I have black friends. They know people.", said by a guy who got out of a speeding ticket because his friend called the cop.
"I have black friends. They know the cops.", said by a man who got away with shoplifting three times.
"I have black friends. They have connections.", said by a guy who got into a club by flashing a fake ID.