I Have Black Friends

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The worst lie a racist tells to cover up how much of a racist they really are. It's like saying you're not a dog person just because you have a dog.
"I have black friends, so I'm not racist!", said by a guy who still uses the N-word in group chats.
"I hang out with black people sometimes. That's enough for me.", said by a man who once called a black coworker a 'monkey in a suit'.
"I have black friends. I'm not a racist. I'm just a bad person.", said by a guy who called his black friend a 'savage' in front of his mom.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a white person thinks they're cool because they know someone who can get them out of trouble. It's like having a cheat code in a game you're barely passing.
"I have black friends. They know people.", said by a guy who got out of a speeding ticket because his friend called the cop.
"I have black friends. They know the cops.", said by a man who got away with shoplifting three times.
"I have black friends. They have connections.", said by a guy who got into a club by flashing a fake ID.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The only way a white person can prove they're not a racist. It's like saying you're not a bully just because you have one friend who isn't a target.
"I have black friends. I'm not a racist. I'm just a good person.", said by a guy who called his black friend a 'monkey' in front of his entire family.
"I have black friends. That makes me not a racist.", said by a man who once called a black student a 'savage' in class.
"I have black friends. I'm not a racist. I'm just a bad person.", said by a guy who once said his black friend was 'too loud' for a party.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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