I have a tv - A lie you tell to cover up the fact that you don’t know how

A lie you tell to cover up the fact that you don’t know how to use a remote. You think you're fancy just because you have a TV.

I have a TV. I don’t need no remote. I just stare at it until it works.

I have a TV. My dad says I’m too lazy to turn it on.

I have a TV and I pretend I know what it does.