I have a tv

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A way to say you're too dumb to know the difference between a TV and a Teletubbie. You just stare at it like it’s giving you life.

Bro, I have a TV. I don’t need no fancy smart phone.

My mom said I have a TV, but I think she meant a baby monitor.

I have a TV. It’s the only thing that talks to me.

A brag that makes you sound like a baby who just got a toy. You think having a TV is the most important thing in the world.

I have a TV. My brother has a phone. I’m way better.

I have a TV. You just have a light on the wall.

I have a TV and I watch it all day. You’re just sad.

A lie you tell to cover up the fact that you don’t know how to use a remote. You think you're fancy just because you have a TV.

I have a TV. I don’t need no remote. I just stare at it until it works.

I have a TV. My dad says I’m too lazy to turn it on.

I have a TV and I pretend I know what it does.