I have a tv - A brag that makes you sound like a baby who just got a toy.

A brag that makes you sound like a baby who just got a toy. You think having a TV is the most important thing in the world.

I have a TV. My brother has a phone. I’m way better.

I have a TV. You just have a light on the wall.

I have a TV and I watch it all day. You’re just sad.