I have a headache - A lie people tell when they're too lazy to get out of bed an

A lie people tell when they're too lazy to get out of bed and too drunk to care.

I have a headache because I drank 12 beers and I’m not getting up

I’m not going to work today. I have a headache and I’m being dramatic

I said I have a headache so I don’t have to face my boss again