I have a headache

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What a woman says when she wants to ignore you and go back to her pillow and her wine.
My head feels like it's on fire and I'm not doing this
I have a headache and my brain is making a complaint
I'm not going to talk to you because I have a headache and my life is already hard enough
2
A lie people tell when they're too lazy to get out of bed and too drunk to care.
I have a headache because I drank 12 beers and I’m not getting up
I’m not going to work today. I have a headache and I’m being dramatic
I said I have a headache so I don’t have to face my boss again
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What a woman says when she’s too tired to fight and too annoyed to love you.
I have a headache and I don’t want to deal with your nonsense
I can’t even think straight because of this headache
My head is throbbing and I’m not in the mood for your stupid jokes
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