I have a cat in my lap - When your cat decides you’re the best seat in the house and

When your cat decides you’re the best seat in the house and you’re too tired to argue with it.

I have a cat in my lap, so I’m not getting up for dinner.

I have a cat in my lap, and I’m too tired to move.

I have a cat in my lap, and I’m not going to do anything else today.