I have a cat in my lap - The only reason you don’t have to do anything else in life,

The only reason you don’t have to do anything else in life, because your cat is currently using you as a personal throne.

I have a cat in my lap, so I don’t have to do my homework.

I have a cat in my lap, which is the only reason I’m still breathing.

I have a cat in my lap, and I’m not getting up for anything.